try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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