Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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