i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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