It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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