Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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