sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
