Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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