I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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