CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
How naked do you want me to be?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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