well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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