Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
as a side note pls kill me
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