i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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