glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dignity is for republicans.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
God, I missed his penis.
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