I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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