the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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