pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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