His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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