Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have fence marks all over my body
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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