Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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