doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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