I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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