Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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