I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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