I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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