i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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