yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Slut skills are useful in every country.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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