They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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