U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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