I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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