do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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