Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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