Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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