Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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