Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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