From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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