and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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