the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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