Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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