jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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