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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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