if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
