For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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