in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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