I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
