ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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