I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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