Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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