Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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