That's intense
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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