It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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